iPhone 4 VS. iPod Touch
Ability                            iPhone                      iTouch
Makes Phone Calls    No                               No
Has Cell Service         No                               No
Camera                        Yes                             Yes
Speaker                       Yes                              Yes
Thin                               Yes                               Yes
Specific Way To Grip  Yes                              No
Many Parody's           Yes                                No
Should Buy                  Maybe                         YES
Get it? Got it? Get the iPod touch.         
 
It's so awkward, if you hold the iPhone one way, the call drops. If you hold the iPhone the other way, the phone drops.
 
WHY MUST THE GOOD IPHONE 4 SIGNAL DIE YOUNG!?
 
Yes, Steve Jobs did buy a PC, And made the ULTIMATE HACKINT0SH!
 
ITS NOT A NANO!!!! NO! THAT'S A SHUFFLE!!! YES!!! THE ONE WITH THE SCREEN!!! NO THE ONE WITH THE SCREEN IS THE NANO!!! NOT THE SHUFFLE!!!! NO THATS A MACBOOK AIR!!!! I hate n00bs who come into the Apple Store.
 
The Mac OS 10.6/10.5 intro was made in iMovie.
 
Thats it! We are removing "Shake to Undo" from the iPad. To many people get hurt, and by people I mean iPads. 
 
Hackint0sh Support line. Coming January 30.
 
We have footage of 2 hours after Bill Gates got an iMac, throwing 15 Windows 7/8 computers out his window. Hehehe.
 
Due to trademark infringement, the TV show "iCarly" is now blocked from all Apple Employees' Apple TV's. 

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