WHY MUST THE GOOD IPHONE 4 SIGNAL DIE YOUNG!?
Yes, Steve Jobs did buy a PC, And made the ULTIMATE HACKINT0SH!
ITS NOT A NANO!!!! NO! THAT'S A SHUFFLE!!! YES!!! THE ONE WITH THE SCREEN!!! NO THE ONE WITH THE SCREEN IS THE NANO!!! NOT THE SHUFFLE!!!! NO THATS A MACBOOK AIR!!!! I hate n00bs who come into the Apple Store.
Thats it! We are removing "Shake to Undo" from the iPad. To many people get hurt, and by people I mean iPads.
We have footage of 2 hours after Bill Gates got an iMac, throwing 15 Windows 7/8 computers out his window. Hehehe.
Due to trademark infringement, the TV show "iCarly" is now blocked from all Apple Employees' Apple TV's.
The next Apple TV will just be a big iPad. (With AT&T U-Verse)
Bill almost got fired because he suggested we call Mac OS 10.7 "Hello Kitty". That was a close one.
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