Sorry I haven't posted for a long time, Apple was broken in to. I didn't think it would ever happen. Maybe turning all the signs' fonts to Wingdings didn't keep Microsoft out well...
 
Dang Verizon! Now they want us to switch to Android OS! Screw that!!!!!!!!!
 
I got the new Mac OS 11 beta today! Its like OS9/Ubuntu/Windows95/MS-DOS. Uh did I say it was a beta?
 
iPad nano. Its here. 
 
What Windows has copyied, Front Row, Graphics, Dock, Stickies, Widgets, and more.
What Mac has copied, GUI.
 
"Itsy bitsy tiny weeny Apple iPod nano screeny! That I lost last night!" That will be the song for the iPod Nano commercial.
 
Steve Jobs is my iCon.
 
Thank you goodie when't moving of spill tech on they're iPhone touching. I hate spell check on iPhone.
 
We are adding a self-destruct to all the iOS devices when they detect they are going to hit the ground
 
Thank goodness Mcdonalds doesn't sell hot dogs, I can't order a "McWiener" with a straight face.

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